avgn earthbound transcript

THANKS FOR THE TEASE, ASSHOLES! The Nerd: Sometimes, your dad calls you out of the blue. Let's find out: How bad was EarthBound? When you go inside, you're traveling toward the uterus.. Yeah. Well, let's say if an enemy inflicts mortal damage on you, you have a chance to heal that character before it hits zero. Oh shit, I need to go to the ATM to get some money. What.. what could it.. All these years, I thought a skunk crawled in here and choked to death on dog shit but it's actually coming from this corner. "The first Role-Playing Game with B.O. The Nerd: There's some other cool ideas here like the auto battle option so if you need to take a piss or do something else, you can let the game play by itself. The sacred melodies that he records each remind him of something from his youth, connecting him closer and closer to his childhood. There's a scene where a man strangles a woman then carries her to an operating room where he cuts her up to hide the body. (Bimmy pulls out shit resembling the one the Nerd took on the Atari Jaguar.). Of course, the Virtual Boy. How was I supposed to know?! Compare this to Final Fantasy III, Chrono Trigger or Super Mario RPG. All there is now is shit. (Scratching the pizza and sniffing, letting out a groan in agony.) He has been told that he must not deal with humans, unless they are more than 85 percent compatible with himself. You can actually do that here. Despite not being popular in America when first released, it gained a cult following in later years with its' popularity being partly credited to the inclusion of Ness in Super Smash Bros. Intentional or not, there is the distinct shape of a baby. This happens every time. The Nerd: (Fighting Giygas) Come on! This guy says "It could only cost you your life, and you got that for free!" EarthBound is a role playing game for the Super Nintendo. Well, that makes you feel sad. If you've seen Gremlins 2, you remember the electric Gremlin that goes inside the electrical equipment? (The shit Bimmy is holding begins to talk.). I've been through so much. AUUUGGGHHH! I shall steal your sight... Do you accept this?" Yeah. The final stretch of EarthBound is one of the craziest things you'll ever experience in a video game. (A cutaway of the Nerd giving someone, also played by the Nerd, paperwork at a desk is shown. It lives on and on. Seth Campbell recently sent this to me: I wrote a perlimenary Screenplay for a potential EarthBound movie. So I go back up the hill again, this time I ignore the voice because you can't even trust what the game tells you. I'd be traumatized. Come on! You want to see something really wild? COME ON! The Nerd: This really is one of the most fascinating dream stages I've ever played in a game. Earthbound Trading Co. has everything from purses, backpacks, wallets, scarves, hats, belts, socks, sunglasses and headbands for the bohemian soul. 5D's and Sergey Volkov in Yu-Gi-Oh! As soon as more characters join your party, you can't use the bike anymore. The Nerd's Shit: You didn't want it. The Nerd: I destroyed you. I’ve seen a lot of EB reviews in my day but this is a big one! If so, it'd be the first time Nintendo Power was honest. "I still feel pain where you wounded me." You can use Escargo Express, which is a pick-up delivery service that can take the items off your hands to save them for you but everytime you call these bastards over, they only pick up three items at a time, so it's more messing around and jumping through hoops just to keep what you wanna keep. tl;dr version, I’m bored and this is something to do. This is almost as bad as Little Red Hood. Th… Hearing that slashing sound when you make a successful strike on an enemy is so satisfying. Both his clay model and battle sprite sport wide, toothy grins. They say the entrace to Giygas's lair represents, um, a woman's spread legs, which means the cave in the middle is, well, use your imagination.. it's a vagina! I can't think of any other area where you need that so your inventory gets filled up pretty quickly with all these items that you don't even know if you're gonna need again and yes, what you see on screen, that's all the inventory you can hold for each character. Ok, so the Angry Video Game Nerd has just released a new video on Amazon of all things, but who cares about that, he’s reviewing EarthBound! It's a one-seater only. "No legs, no arms and no sound... Do you care if I take your eyes? Major good vibes are comin’ your way. Pure gold. That means I'm gonna let it off the hook, there's nothing wrong with it, it's perfect. There's no better way to explain it than in the lyrics of one of my favorite Black Sabbath songs, "A National Acrobat", which itself is open to interpretation but it goes hand in hand so well. This video has been in the works since last October (2017), when I first started the playing Earthbound on the mini SNES Classic. What? EarthBound Dirty Harry Drake of the 99 Dragons Tomb Raider Games Resident Evil Survivor Super & Virtual Hydlide Amiga CD32 The Town With No Name Home Alone Games with Macaulay Culkin (The Nerd looks closely as the fetus outline of Giygas' form is shown.) I don’t have the rescources to PRODUCE a film. (The helicopter flies away, leaving Ness and his party.) I'm almost dead anyway! "I shall then take your arms and feed them to the crows?" Good night, sleep tight." The Nerd: Many areas in the game, the space just doesn't exist. THAT STINKS! The shark tooth is strangely red, unlike real shark teeth which are white. This means you can interpret it any way you want, just like any Stanley Kubrick film. This game has a whole community, it's worshipped! You used to watch me over and over. EDIT: nevertheless, I'm really happy for James. The photo guy. The Nerd: The Starmen are some of the toughest enemies in the game. Oh shit. I slashed you with a sword and smashed you with a hammer. EarthBound’s ending is very long – probably half of all the random townspeople in the entire game have new things to say. Something virtualy unheard of in the world of video games. Oh, I am so freaked out. EarthBound Text written by Bill Eager.Uses gif.js technology by Johan Nordberg.. Every single fucking time. Your hands sweat all over the controller, your face gets hot, you might even stand up like I do. Everything now is all shit. Also, in this town, yes is no and no is yes so you have to answer everything opposite. dammit. After all, so much of the game seems to exist inside his own imagination. They're powerless to win without help from the outside and that's where the prayers come in. Come back! Holy mother of shit! The Nerd: A double image of a demon and a baby. When you get to the hospital, you have to pay a fee. Giygas is just a symbol of all your childhood terrors. That was weird, man. Anyway, now with that metal music going on, you know you're in for some serious shit. The Nerd: If you win, Pokey turns off the Devil's Machine, releasing Giygas and then, this happens. This project is not affiliated with Shigesato Itoi, Nintendo, HAL Laboratories, or anyone. You can't see yourself, you can only see the enemies. Discuss The Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN), James and Mike Mondays, and more. When you finally see Giygas, you still don't know exactly what he is. Just look at how much imagination they put into the Player's Guide. The archetype consists of two sub-archetypes, "Earthbound Immortal" and "Earthbound Servant". "Hello, it's your dad. Like your party members, all enemies have attributes and maximum HP and PP values, but they do not increase in level and get stronger. The Nerd's Shit: To defeat it, you must go back to the source of the anger, the beginning. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Do you prefer reading comics or playing games? "Your dear old dad was also thinking about hitting the hay for the night. This is another instance where you're supposed to stand still and do nothing, then a voice calls out and says to stop your meditation immediately. The Nerd's Shit: I'm not just any shit. It might be a pile of puke or a UFO with a pink bow or a cup of coffee, a car, happy vinyl records, gas pumps, melting clocks, a speed limit sign. Holy shit, I'm so overwhelmed trying to explain everything that happens here. But oh hey! It's this one, Nintendo Power Volume 74. This is kind of a breath of fresh air. I want some kind of visual representation of the hero characters. You know how teleporting is supposed to work? (The Nerd squints and sees the LJN logo and ET within Giygas' design, shuddering.) Frank is a young man with light blonde hair, a square jaw, a straight nose, pearly white teeth, and high cheekbones with hollowed cheeks. Mr. The Nerd: It's a surreal immersive experience that feels like you're actually fighting the console itself and that it's been possessed. The Nerd: (Continuing his gripes) It doesn't help that walking around anything could get you stuck. There's no lines of dialogue that carried over even if they were somehow inspired by it. This is very similar to the tornado in Simon's Quest, which I've referenced a thousand times but that's nothing. You're now ready to confront Giygas but a scientist explains that Giygas is actually attacking from the past. What... What just happened to the game? The Nerd: There's a part where you have to navigate through a series of caves by trading items with monkeys. Ugh, this whole thing is an endurance and if you don't have enough items to heal, or revive party members, or replenish PSI magic, you could be fatally screwed. This change may also have been an overly-cautious attempt to avoid conflict with Lucasfilm over the title's similarity to The Empire Strikes Back. Continue! "Earthbound" (地 (じ) 縛 (ばく) Jibaku), is an archetype of DARK monsters used by the Dark Signers in Yu-Gi-Oh! Again, keep in mind, this is just an old fan theory. They'll ruin your life. Updated weekly with new items to inspire your nomadic spirit. This isn't Back to the Future! That's what makes the game so great is that we're all able to share our own different ideas. Whatever alien life form he existed as in the first Mother game was just another body for him to inhabit. You have to use Paula's ability to pray for help, then you see all of the supporting characters from all over the game praying for your safety. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. This is not normal, you gotta be insane to come up with this! If it all isn't celebral enough, next thing, your mind creates a realm called Magicant, which is made up of Ness's memories, such as the flowers from Pee-Wee's Playhouse. Many fans haven given theories as to what the baby means, just like analyzing the baby at the end of 2001: A Space Odyssey. Use only in a well ventilated area... Because this game stinks". Want to play some ET? I was a big fan of EarthBound when it was released in 1995. His hair seems to be a mix between a shark-fin-shaped Mohawk and a mullet. You go back to the very moment in the womb when Giygas was reincarnating into Ness. ), The Nerd: And we gotta talk about these enemies. Your goal is simply to collect eight sacred melodies and save the world from Giygas, who is one of most intangible villains I've ever come across, since it's never really explained exactly what Giygas is. Each character takes turns attacking to decrease the enemies' HP, and enemies are defeated when their HP reaches 0. or they'll say something that has nothing to do with the game like "I want to tell you the story of the creature from the vegetable soup, but I won't do that because I don't want to bother you with a story that has nothing to do with your adventure." Every few steps you take, you get stuck in another battle. Along the way, Ness will most likely be forced into fighting a bunch of enemies without the help of his friends which makes the whole process take even longer. Find A Store. Well, what do people have to say? And they chose such a moderate speed limit. Sometimes you wanna outrun enemies but they're all the same speed as you or faster. But after a while, I got used to it, because I had to, right? ARC-V. I melted, but I'm still real in your memory." I thought it was shit. The Nerd: Beginning with my most minor complaint. How about a damn counter? So, it's a good game, maybe even a masterpiece. "As if life didn't stink enough already" Oh that's beautiful. based on the psychological horror film starring Jennifer Lawrence. The Nerd: When you make it this far, this is when all the classic symptoms of gaming fever occur. Of course when Nintendo rounded all their most iconic characters for the Super Smash Bros. series, they included Ness from EarthBound. TAKEN MY ARMS! You walk through a weird passage that looks like intestines or something. Ugh! I'm Bimmy! (The Nerd flips through to an ad for Virtual Boy.) Earthbound is an ever-changing collection of unique finds, ranging from bohemian fashion to eclectic gifts and home decor. Something as simple as buying items from the store is torture. It's like an ultrasound machine got possessed. ASS! 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There's no way to cover everything that happens in this game, but just to give you a taste of how unpredictable it is, let's just say you use a pencil eraser to erase a pencil, Ness rides on a Nessie-type creature on your SNES, you use zombie paper to catch zombies like, flypaper so it makes perfect sense. Midway through the episode, the Nerd enters into his own subconscious similar to Ness and his friends, seeing characters and settings from previous AVGN episodes as well as characters not seen before in the series such as Bimmy as he sets out to beat Giygas with the support of his fans and friends. AVGN is reviewing Earthbound. UGH! So EarthBound must have been so bad, we didn't even get the other games. Chanting for the Nerd can also be heard.). Join Our Community + Get 20% Off. Oh okay, it's just one of the greatest RPGs of all time, that's all. If you run out of items, I really don't know what you would do here and I don't want to experiment by hitting reset or anything like that. What I like to believe is Giygas is an eternal being who's reincarnated as Ness. More text is shown as the Nerd, without arms, legs or sight sits on the couch. (Referencing the 40 MPH seen on the sign.) Pretty much everything that had an English word in it, got translated… (The Nerd's ears explode as he screams.) ), (Worker Nerd points for the Nerd to come around the desk. Transcript of 2018 AVGN Episode EarthBound Earthbound (SNES) Angry Video Game Nerd Episode 156 (The episode starts as the Nerd sniffs a controller, Game Boy and NES games.) I suppose to say yes. Even if this is not at all the idea that was intended, I find it more interesting, in my opinion. attack). Here, earthquakes constantly stop you from moving and you know it's coming but there's nothing you can do. Well, guess I missed out on that one. You've been out there for a long time now. Do what the shit said. There can't be anything in your way, you need extra clearance, perhaps just enough to reach 88 MPH. (The younger version of the Nerd comes and begins talking.). The 90's was the barf age! The Nerd: The moment I think best exemplifies the shifting tones in the music is when you're walking in the desert and through the winds and trippy ambiance, you start to hear a song come in as if being played on a distant radio. That's the only way they could exist in the same dimension as Giygas in order to fight him but they still can't defeat him on their own while trapped inside that world. (The Young Nerd takes off as the slashed and smashed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III VHS shows up.). When did this happen? First was Mother on the Famicom, then Mother 2 on Super Famicom, which became EarthBound in the US, then Mother 3 for the Game Boy Advance and then Mother! James/the AVGN has never really commented much on EarthBound before, aside from maybe this, so this was a neat surprise!I also hear that EarthBound is a regular request he gets for AVGN videos – and in a way I think it could fit really well if he played with the whole “this game stinks” and “talking piles of vomit” angle the game has This is where you play as Poo for the first time. What is this shit? I usually play the original cartridges but this time for the convenience, I'll make an exception. r/TheCinemassacre: This is Cinemassacre's official subreddit! Unlike most fantasy RPGs, it has a contemporary setting. EarthBound, EarthBound, EarthBound, the Mother series, the Mother series, Mother-fucking shit! (The Nerd then sniffs various gaming magazines.) "It's called EARTHBOUND. The Nerd: I am blown away. You wake up in some weird room, you telepathically communicate with Jeff in a snowy land where he fights giant cavemen at Stonehenge and goes into a lab where a scientist builds a spaceship, you fly around and crash into a graveyard, ending up in the same weird room. Now, you can instantly go anywhere you want...(Ness and the party run to teleport but crash into a bridge, turning black.) (Final Fantasy is shown with the Nerd buying items in quantity.) Is he almost dead? (A montage of images is shown of various fans holding up signs and artwork, cheering on the Nerd to beat Giygas. The Nerd: It begins with Ness waking from bed having heard a strange noise then taking a bat and ordinary household items. Translation Description: This translation includes everything from Compressed graphics, sprites, tilesets, town maps, main text, different fonts, etc. Why does this matter? LEAVE ME ALONE! EarthBound is part of the RPG Games, Fighting Games, and Adventure Games you can play here. Itoi said Giygas is something you can't make sense of and it gets the player's minds working. It's an interesting history, which I explain in the About page. Come explore with us and find something that speaks to you. Note that the game might stall at some point with an anti-piracy screen - here's the fix for it. The Nerd: Lots of people have theories on who Buzz Buzz really is, but I think Buzz Buzz is a collective entity that represents all the other EarthBound players out there who have shared this experience with you from a distance. (Ness spins as his memories flash before him while the same thing happens to the Nerd, flashing various clips from previous episodes and awakens in his own subconscious while Shit Pickle hops by.). (More fans are shown as the Nerd beats Giygas.) (Imitating the flowers) "Introducing the King of Cartoons." It's like The Wizard of Oz with the hot-air balloon. Download Earthbound ROM for Super Nintendo(SNES) and Play Earthbound Video Game on your PC, Mac, Android or iOS device! Earthbound (SNES) Angry Video Game Nerd Episode 156, (The episode starts as the Nerd sniffs a controller, Game Boy and NES games. EarthBound Transcibed: Onett. It could have been 9,000 MPH but they picked something ordinary. EarthBound, well that's a game  nobody ever talked about. The dialogue is never boring. I still maintain it's an awesome game but those are some serious strikes against it. is available on GitHub, contributions welcome. For EarthBound on the Super Nintendo, GameFAQs has 38 guides and walkthroughs. (The Nerd presses rapidly to get through the text.) The Earthbound ExpeditionsTravel Experience We create life-changing group travel adventures. The Nerd: Okay, so I go back to my master and he says to try again. Then, you go deeper into your subconscious (Ness gets a phone call from his dad while in the subconscious.) Many fans have debated against it or pointed out other plot elements in the Mother series that contradict it and the game designer, Shigesato Itoi, denied the theory but I still think one of the artists might have put the baby in there because it's the shape of a baby, that's the only thing that's clear. You follow a hooker into a hotel room where a bunch of monsters gang up on you. You have to take a long hike to get somewhere else which defeats the whole purpose of teleporting. https://avgn.fandom.com/wiki/Transcript_of_2018_AVGN_Episode_EarthBound?oldid=28361. It's more like a vague evil force that hovers over the world. So first, you have to transplant your soul into robots. "To complete your trial, I am going to.. break your legs. Earthbound Transcribed- say, "Fuzzy Pickels"! There's also the sneak attacks: If you approach an enemy from behind, you get the first turn but if they approach you from behind, they get the first turn. The Nerd: Wait, no it's this: "Warning! You can't go back to your childhood, not physically anyway. Do you accept this?" Where did you learn to fly? LET ME PLAY THE GAME! After each prayer, Giygas changes shape as the visuals start to look even more like you're in Hell and what's that? The Nerd: Hey! If you die, the items don't come back. Shop and explore the latest boho accessory trends for women at the best prices. TAKEN MY LEGS! Let's try the pizza. It was so bad, even the mere mention of it in print emits the rancid odor of buffalo barf. Near the beginning of the game, Buzz Buzz says he's from the future, which is when the game finally got popular, as if it predicted its own legacy and I like to think the tomb belongs to a player who gave up on this spot in the game, which is why you must go on. About. He drops in to take your photo again and again and again for no real purpose except for the end credits. Rigs: That's right, Nerd! Shit pickle. Who will take control, good or evil? Characters will often break the fourth wall, making comments that allude to the fact they're inside a game. The Nerd: You know, why did it flop? Should I be keeping track? It's just based on a movie scene where a woman gets strangled and hacked to pieces, that's all. Now I really need to play it. (Throws the Nintendo Power magazine down on the couch in anger.). Then you're fighting a bunch of Klansmen who worship the color blue. There's a town where nobody talks unless you give them a book to overcome shyness! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: That's true, and it's still painful but I still exist in your memory. You'll see drug stores, burger shops, stop signs and vehicles that all resemble real life. You get a Carrot key to use on shadowy bunnies to enter a cave! What the hell is that thing? "We had fun one snowy day. See what's new today in clothing, home and accessories at Earthbound Trading Co. Even Handsome Tom makes an appearance (An image also shows of Handsome Tom as the Ghost of Christmas Present from "An Angry Nerd Christmas Carol".) You never know so you do not want to die in this game because depending where you are, it can take maybe 30 minutes to get everybody powered up again when a simple reset would have done nicely like every other fucking game. (The plane screeching and crashing from Top Gun is heard while a seagull, a seaman from Seaman, and Tong Shau Ping from Hong Kong 97 fly by while "I Love Beijing Tiananmen" plays. I THOUGHT IT WAS SHIT! You eat a magic cake which changes everything into a completely different game. (The Nerd picks yes and his own legs explode as he screams in agony.) UGH! Also, a common complaint I have with all RPGs is I really wish you could see the enemies' hit points. Each area invents its' own set of rules. To revive them, you have to take them to a specific place, usually a hospital. (The Nerd saves progress instantly in Super Metroid.) You'd be powerless to win without help from the outside. The Nerd: If you die, you get the worst punishment ever. Uh, essentially, you can only go back in spirit. Oh those towns, always so peaceful... yeah. Come on! He shows up all the time and I mean, all the time. Mr. I wanna know! Yes, this kind of plays along with the much contested fetus theory except the fetus is Ness and Giygas is trying to take over so what you're doing is driving Giygas out, or performing a sort of exorcism, if you will. I'd throw the game out the window but it's on the Super Nintendo Classic so that would mean throwing out Street Fighter II, Donkey Kong Country, F-Zero, Castlevania IV and after all, I'm willing to excuse most of the shit because the game charmed me so much with its' unique style. That's how I prefer my RPG battles. Even when he attack, it says "You cannot grasp the true form of Giygas' attack." The Nerd: At first, I didn't find this battle system to be very appealing. (Gigyas' face is shown.) TAKEN MY SOUL, LEFT ME WITH LIFE IN HELL! look how tiny I am! It's not very clear how he ended up here but what interests me is that you're fighting your own face. That was one of the craziest games I've ever played. And when Ness meets his younger self, this might be the most brilliant quote in the whole game. The Nerd: What is … Synopsis: Young Joe is an alien living on Earth. Then, you have to fight a whole bunch of enemies in your new robot bodies. You know those magic eye images where you stare at a pattern and let your vision go blurry or whatever until you see a 3D image pop out? (Ness, Paula, Poo and Jeff fall down a hole, being minuscule sprites on the overworld map.) (The Nerd fights a small, blob enemy called a "Worthless Protoplasm".) You wanna know how you save a game? 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